macam mane ni.....

 Esok ada exam tetapi aku pulak kat sini main main ......... macam mane ni .....

Trip to langkawi 1

Langkawi was super fun....spend plenty of time on the beach just drinking beer and getting drunk......never the less spending some quality time with my gal and friends was priceless..... and expriencing how does those van driver felt on those long winding road was am exprience....my very 1st time becoming a van driver..... never knew that the scenery of angmohs(westerners) was B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L. haha and saw many types of ang mohs from the kayu lidi to the badak air, macam macam ada..... also met a few new friends that i hope i could spend more time wit them super friendly super good people..... 1st one was the water sports guy , mr jafari.... everytime he sees me from a far he shouts my name even he doesnt see me he'll still shout my name ... ha this guy has the most super sweet mouth in the world.... and everytime we talk he'll say he will present some kind of sexsi gal to me that will piss my gf off lol...2nd guy was the bar guy... forgotten his name ..he really know how to do business lol even with a small bar... he has nasi goreng kanpung until beef steak in his menu.... it is like a network he has there just equiped with a walkie talkie  he orders everything from there and charges the customers cut troat price lol.....but oviously as a malaysian i wont order any food there haha too bad ...3rd guy was the smoke guy that sells paip, cigars and fags .... he is a retired teacher  aged 59 and enjoying his life .... his hobby is cigar and collecting paip really nice talking to his know bout his enjoyment.... even his 4wd is has a the russian president smoking airbrushed on the bonnet...

i will go back to the beach!!.....

me at the airport acting stupid

caught scraching my butt by my gf 

me and my lovely gal

in the airplane

on langkawi's soil with potato chip

the van that we rented break down just 10 min after we drove it ....

me and the alphard (that is wat they call it in langkawi)

as usual dancing in front of the camera while my friends are bust taking picture of the sun set

the bar guy that talks bout everything ....

his small bar

the scenery lol...

rhu beach...i am gonna get this private beach

YES i will.....

padi field and ah moi

padi feild and me....

will upload more photoes next time kay see ya....

Valentine

vday is the man's best day of the year..
because all he needs to but is a bouquet of flower and a box of chocolates, and he gets laid

Its been a very long time

its been a very long time when i last visited the beaches , finally last week i  got a really good reason to visit the beaches again , fred is going to fly to US and since he is not going to be here anymore so we decided to head to the beach to spend some quality time together.... here we come PD!!!!!

when we reached PD we headed to EAGLE RANCH to play paint ball, damn it was really fun and to capture the flag twice..... my adrenaline was HUGE.......

me in blue

after the bloody war game that leave me with a few bruises on my airbags (stomach fats) we headed to extreme park for more adrenalin rush...GO CARTS damn they were fast and i drifted alot....without any suspension on them my butt almost kai hua (imagine your butt with flowers that are about to bloom) damn it hurts lor....

and and next time when you are on those go carts (besides those one in genting) remember to tie your helmet... my helmet almost flew off.....

huh third...

went to the beach after that ...it was freaking sunny that day played a few games of beach volleyball, beach football and giving up trying to fly my kite i decided to climb TREES..haha it was fun although i almost fell off once but it was still fun...

trying to look out for chun gals but only see the ice cream man .....(sad case)

giving up and try to rest abit that was when i nearly fell damn the feeling was nice...:)

20 feet coconut tree

after that went walking hand in hand on the each with my dearest gal friend...... walk walk step step on those pityful little hermit crabs(sorry mr hermit) found a bench and rested there ....she is great when it come to meeee....

end of story...haha 

over rall PD aint that bad after all

Flightless bird

I was a quick wet boy, diving too deep for coins 
All of your street light eyes wide on my plastic toys 
Then when the cops closed the fair, I cut my long baby hair 
Stole me a dog-eared map and called for you everywhere 

Have I found you 
Flightless bird, jealous, weeping or lost you, american mouth 
Big pill looming 

Now I'm a fat house cat 
Nursing my sore blunt tongue 
Watching the warm poison rats curl through the wide fence cracks 
Pissing on magazine photos 
Those fishing lures thrown in the cold 
And clean blood of Christ mountain stream 

Have I found you 
Flightless bird, grounded, bleeding or lost you, american mouth 
Big pill stuck going down 

Dawn of Wars

thanks to Leslie the asshole for introducing Dawn of Wars to me. Now he keeps on calling me to play the game and even installed Hamachi in my laptop for me. Everytime we play he'll surely crushes me in to pieces of his wish... i can even imagine the smirk on his face when he does that.That wicked guy , when he is done crushig me he will start to belittle me by saying you need more practice.. and this and that .... LESLEY i'll crush you one day

The Art of getting Fat

have you ever seen a talking stomach?

damn i think i am getting one..and i've been talking to it alot ... if you ever thought of seeing one talking just ask me ..i shall share with you guys on how did i get one...

the recipe of getting one is

• sleep very late (around 3 or 4 am)
• eat maggi mee goreng tambah telur mata lembu alot
• dring teh 'o' ice limau
• and the most important one is to sleep right away when you finish eating your maggi mee goreng and drinking you teh 'o' limau ice

btw i think i'll be visiting the gym every wednesday (10am to 12pm) so if you tarcians wanna have a peek at the talking stomach in action, just visit me ...